Posted by: Emmett Fitz-Hume | October 1, 2009

Irradiated Lettuce Rickey


irradiated lettuce rickey

Irratiated Lettuce Rickey

Components:

  • 14 heads of Alpsberger Farms lettuce
  • Water from my own spring
  • DIVA Premium Vodka
  • Bombay Sapphire Revelation
  • Soda
  • Fresh mint
  • Lime
  • a dash of cobalt-60 (gamma rays from radioactive isotope) for color and to kill bacteria

Your instructions:

Blend, puree, strain and clarify lettuce water.  Mix remaining ingredients to taste.  Bombard with gamma rays.

Simple, clean, perfect for an early fall day at sunset.  I hope I don’t turn into the Hulk (haha, kidding of course)!

Here’s a joke to go along with the drink: A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre.  So the bartender gives it to her.

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